The No-touch Smart Play Condom

I got this as part of a free promotion in Tenjin. Guys- don't you hate getting these damn things on? Half the time its hard to tell which way to put it on, and then there's the agony of unrolling it from itself. With this condom, the edges have pull-tabs that yank it on to your member in one smooth, continuous roll. So in theory you can get it on in a single motion without even touching it.

On the wrapper the guy says to the girl "hey, have you heard about the lastest super cool thing?" and goes into the pitch, while, apparently, dropping his pants and demonstrating how its used right then and there. And she's all like, "Wow, really and truly no touch!!